Meh, it's Wednesday...I Think I'll Write About Boobs

The weekend is just around the corner and I cannot wait. It's a great time for both football and binge drinking to the point where it becomes a good idea to tell girls that you are leaving next week to go on an archeological dig in Greece. I'll get to the games in Friday's post (that's called a tease) but right now I'm watching Karate Kid and I feel that something needs to be addressed: Elizabeth Shue is Daniel-san's teenage love interest. How I missed that all these years is beyond me. But it happened. Time to move on...Hmm, moving on turned out to be difficult. I couldn't stop thinking about how just four short years later she was showcasing her yabbos to Tom Cruise in Cocktail. Unbelievable! I just had a "Wow" moment in my head and in my pants.

Let's take a look at some of the other actresses who caused "Holy shit! Those are her boobs! Insert name here just got topless!" reactions from guys around the globe.
The inspiration:
Next up, Ms. Christina Ricci, circa Addams Family fame...It was a long trip to Black Snake Moan:
Batting third for this murderer's row, Nicole Egghert. This Charles in Charge jailbait bared all for Blown Away, the 1992 crapfest, not the 1994 shitparty.
Raise your hand if you were stunned when you found out that Elizabeth Berkley, aka Jessie Spano, was the lead role in Showgirls.

This one is a bit of a stretch, but what the hell, why not. Thora Birch, who unleashed her sweater cannons in American Beauty, was much more innocent in Now and Then.

Moving right along, the next woman on the list needs no introduction. The legendary Drew Barrymore:

I was never a fan of Who's the Boss. But I'm a big fan of Alyssa Milano and her funbags. Even if she did date douche-cock Carl Pavano.

I've never heard of Stage Beauty, but apparently Claire Danes flashed some nip. Fans of My So Called Life are still recovering.

Saving the best for last, this next one is the ultimate. I remember where I was the exact moment I saw Katie Holmes topless in The Gift. And then I remember watching it 25 times in quick succession. I count it as one of the top 1o moments of my life. Some might think that's lame, but at least I've seen KH's boobs more than Tom Cruise.

That brings me back. Good times. Elizabeth Shue, my cock thanks you for blazing a trail for all those who would follow.