Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Wanted - (Rock) Band Mates

Kick ass lead guitarist currently seeking three (3) Xbox 360 band members for casual, yet bitching, Rock Band jam sessions a few times a week. Drummer, singer and bassist positions available. All membes will refer to the newly formed band by its proper name: Unsanitary Napkin.

Prefer scorching hot chicks, either virtual or real life, ready to rock so hard they can't help but make out with each other. Other desired qualities: ability to handle either hard or expert difficulties, willingness to engage in backstage orgies with digital groupies and competent skills while intoxicated (or patience to deal with drunken lead guitarists barking orders).

Send all submissions, along with any demo tapes and available jam times, to Fletchbox 3000 on Xbox Live.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think I can meet most of those band member requirements... in the live/non digital form. don't forget about the spleen demons!

Anonymous said...

The new drum kit arrived. I'll begin practicing tonight. Give me a couple weeks and I'll be able to bust out Won't Get Fooled Again better than ol' Keithy Moon.