Here's a little tidbit about myself that reader might enjoy: I have a really hard time throwing things away. Be it an old ratty tee shirt, boxers with a giant rip in the ass or a tattered textbook there is almost nothing that can escape my grasp once I get my vice like hands on it. This includes stupid shit like old college essays or this Powerpoint slideshow called "Betrayed" that I made way back in 2001. I uncovered this forgotten gem while rummaging through my old porn..err, photo albums and decided that the creative genius displayed in this masterpiece should be more prominently on display. So after minor editing (please note that the custom animations were lost as I converted this to a movie file, so some of the panels will look/read someone out of order) and adding some footnotes to help move the story along, I present to you, Betrayed: A story of love and deception. If you have any trouble following the plot, then you might be retarded, or you might just have trouble reading the microscopic subtitles. Should the latter be the case, a summary is provided below the video.
Summary: Drosselmeyer and Maid Marion are having an affair. Robin Hood, the cuckold, finds out about a murderous plot hatched by the two lovers to eliminate him. Tipped by Scarecrow, he plans to ambush the lovers and kill Drosselmeyer. On his way to battle, he runs into Friar Tuck and warns him that he must flee. The Friar is too slow and is decapitated by the Oil Shiek, one of Drosselmeyer's goons. Robin is too strong for Drosselmeyer and his henchman and kills them both. Dismayed by the death of her lover, Marion rejects Robin's love, forcing him to kill her and move on to another slut of lore, Queen Guinevere.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Betrayed
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3 comments:
um, posts have been majorly sucking. The suck-rate seems to downgrade with each passing day. You're better than this. I expect more.
I agree. This blog is growing weak. C'mon Sammy, you can do better than this.
i know its not my best effort. /hides head in shame
please forgive me, loyal fanbase
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