Diablo 2 = Fun

Why do I never get tired of playing Diablo 2? The game has been out for almost a decade now and I still can't get enough of that point and click action. And that Charsi, what a looker. If the graphics were not so grainy and nondescript, I would totally do her. Nothing hotter than a blacksmithing wench who can repair your items and imbue a non-magical piece of equipment with extrodinary powers. I imagine she gives great head.

Back in my younger, more pathetic days, I once spent an entire night playing Diablo 2. No sleep at all. The only other game I did that with was GTA: Vice City. That was a great game at the time, but I feel like if I popped that into my PS2, it wouldn't have the same replay value as D2. It's not like I haven't killed Diablo countless times, I have and will continue to do so. It's just that I can't get enough of the loot that drops in that game. It's a fact: I'm a loot whore. Even when Diablo 3 comes out, I think I'll probably still pop in the Deuce every once in a while for a trip down memory lane. That is the ultimate compliment you can pay a game, besides, of course, declaring that one of its NPCs gives great head. I've done both for Diablo 2, so therefore, it must be one of the greatest games of all time. I doubt there are many who have played the game who would dissent.