Happy Holidays from Chicks, Beer, Sports and Video Games

It's that time of year again. The time when people have to pretend to be excited about seeing relatives; the time when unfortunate souls have to look loved ones in the eye after opening a package full of worthlessness and say "I love it." The travel, the last minute shopping, the organizing of family get-togethers...it all adds up. And here you are, looking for something to take your mind off of the December hell that you life has quickly become. Sorry, I'm not sure how to break this to you, but, it's a solo flight for the next couple of weeks. Maintaining a modicum of sanity will be difficult, but with determination and a strong will, you will survive without my incoherent ramblings and nonsensical observations.

In all seriousness- because being serious is what this blog is all about- have a great holiday season. Get wasted, hook up with randomers, play new video games and watch sports like it's going out of style. Because from what I've gleaned from studying old people, it eventually does go out of style. Try not to let that get you down too much.

Enjoy the holidays, everyone.