Last night was memorable for many reasons. The most obvious being the Patriots choking away their chance at football immortality. Now they are nothing more than one of the most pathetic footnotes in the annals of monumental failures. I hate to bring back childhood cliches but "Cheaters never prosper" has never seemed so fitting. Also, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch" works. Another one is "All sniveling, smug fuckface asshole Patriots fans will get their comeuppance in due time."
This is beyond schadenfreude. To my knowledge there is no German word for the experience of last night. And that is what makes this so unique. The rallying call against the Patriots was unlike anything I'd ever seen as a sports fan. This was worse than any Yankee hating or Duke bashing. It was glorious. The vitriol, the malevolence and the disdain of the American population towards the Pats was awe inspiring. The nation has not been this united against one common enemy since the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor.
It felt good to get behind a cause again.
What does that say about your franchise, Bob Kraft? That your team is so reviled in its homeland that not even the possibility of seeing the near impossible happen (an undefeated season) can make fans root for your team. I guess that's what happens when you stack your team full of human scuck (that's a combination of human scum and suck, if you're keeping track).
In the end, the Pats accomplished as much as the Dolphins did this year. The Patriots did not accomplish their goal this season. Therefore, the season must be deemed a failure. 31 teams were losers this year. The Patriots just happened to do it best.
If I can quickly add something to Big Daddy Drew's epic rant at KSK it's this: FUCK YOU Gisele for drinking a glass of red wine in the owner's box last night, you pompous Brazilian cuntsicle.
Changing gears here, Tuesday is Super Tuesday. I like to keep this blog as immature as possible, but this is one issue besides chicks, beer, sports and video games that I feel strongly about. Please go out and vote. Please don't just vote for a name or a party. Look at the various issues and platforms and make an informed decision.
CBSVG formally endorses Barack Obama.
(Photo credit: Shepard Fairey, Obey)
4 comments:
If I voted, I would select Monica's ex-boyfriend's wife. I hear she hides snukes in her snizz. Go Hill Dawg Go!
Although we here agree with your decision to vote for our boy Barack, we ask that you cease and desist combining words to make up your own as this technique is currently being used by another blog and you are, therefore, pilfering it. Thank you for your cooperation.
Although I concur with the general sentiment that the Patriots are gigundous losers, I have to disagree with the red wine comment... some of us just don't enjoy the bitter beverage you call beer.
but red wine at a football game? that just doesn't fly in my book.
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