Apparently this is not common knowledge. Just a heads up to New Yorkers with dogs: if I ever see you hoist your dog up to a water fountain and unleash the stream of water as your dog slobbers it up, I'm going to throw a fucking shuriken in your throat. It's bad enough that homeless people use the fountains, but to have a dog slathering saliva on the spout with its tongue, that by the way could have been licking its own asshole not two seconds before, is something I will not stand for. I will seriously take out a ninja star, and launch it directly at your jugular, then scamper away as the blood fountain gushes from the gaping puncture wound. I'd love to show you an example, but I can't seem to find a Samurai Shodown II blood fountain video on YouTube.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
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eew remember that time we saw that guy washing his nether regions in the water fountain?
some people may open mouth kiss their dogs, and I'm all for "choice" in this matter, but having the dog lick the water fountain removes choice from the equation. yuck
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