Here's a math problem for all you Poindexters: Badass + Bitchin' = ? Having a little trouble solving that brain buster? The answer isn't at the back of the textbook. The answer was actually on display New Year's Eve on my lower body. Follow along as we retrace both the badass and the bitchin' from Monday night.
Prepped and ready to go.
Out the door. Look out NYC, shit is about to go down.
New equation: Quad Pants + Velcro Kicks = Melting Sidewalk
Double fisting leads to...
Busting a gnarly dance move.
Someone clearly could not handle the infinite glory of Quad Pants.
Quad Pants tries to blend in with the commoners. Not sure commoners are too receptive.
Check yo'self foo'. Quad Pants in the hizz, fuckin' up yo shizz'. I have no idea what that means.
Quad Pants grow weary. Quad Pants must rest.
Change of plans. One more? You're damn right. Quad Pants thirst for adventure.
Maybe that last one was a bad idea. 2008 started with a hangover and a trip to the dry cleaner, but Quad Pants care not.
More importantly, what the flip happened to the White Velcros? Life diarrheaed on them.
3 comments:
Do the Quad Pants only come out during special occasions? Or will they be added to the regular rotation of the Fletchinator's pants (Khakis, Khakis, Khakis, Herringbone Slacks, Khakis, Khakis....)
i cant wait for the episode where Quad Pants visits the office.
okay okay, despite the initial hesitation I have to admit they do look pretty cute on you, but perhaps I am a little biased...
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