It's a remote edition of the 'Voyance this week, as I'm currently away from the Fletchinator Cave of Sorrows, my normal posting grounds. It's the week before the Super Bowl, so everyone is getting to the stage where they are tired of hearing about it; just play the stupid game already. There is only one thing worth watching this weekend and you had better hurry because it starts at 9:30pm ET Friday. Behold, the Australian Open women's final: Maria Sharapova vs Ana Ivanovic:
VS.
I've had a soft spot in my heart for tall Russian chicks ever since that stripper stole my heart in Moscow...er, Private Eyes, so I'm pulling for Sharapova. Do yourself a favor, turn on ESPN2 at 9:30 and watch this. Hopefully in HD. Just a heads up: your dick might explode if these two passionately kiss after match point. It would totally be worth it, but don't say I didn't warn you. Okay I need to prep. Astroglide, check. Tissues, check. No pictures of Martina Navratilova within 25 meters, check. I'm all set.
Now go and watch tennis for the first time in your life. Trust me, no one will think any less of you than they already do.
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I watched some of it in HD. Even the mysterious creature we found the other night came out to watch. Good times were had.
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