Here are some things that I have learned about Minnesota:
1) People talk strangely.
2) The lobster bisque sucks ass and resembles orange piss with lumps of fatty tissue in it, but they do make a good burger.
3) The TV guide function works about as well as a homeless person after multiple Valium.
4) Being here changed me so profoundly that I actually enjoyed the final two-thirds of "The Devil Wears Prada."
5) I can say with little to no exaggeration that this is the coldest place on the face of the Earth.
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I suppose given that are an Eastern bred-boy being I can offer you a bit of native midwesterner advice-- seafood is never a good choice in the midwest (as it was probably flown in from your home state 5 days ago, after it spent 2 days sitting out at a fish market and they couldn't sell it)
Don't fret. Soon you'll be back in NYC. Things to look forward to:
1) It's in the 20s so thats like mesh tank top weather for the Fletchinator.
2) Bennett is going on vacation for a week so we can paaaaar-tay.... in his bedroom and undo all his ties.
3) The Rebeccinator and her mind blowing brownies
my ties better not be untied- or the mighty buntaro will be so busy that "mighty" will fall right off his name.
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