Man Bisque and Other Terms I Thought I Had Invented

I was in the creative mood during dinner the other night when something dawned on me: I was tired of using the term jizz.  It had a good run, but it was time to move on.  But what was I going to use in its place?  That was the problem that plagued me for about quarter of an hour.  I wanted an original line, something that was completely new to the scene of semen-based humor. Humans have been walking the planet for millennia, so most of the options had been extinguished, but I had faith in my abilities.  

The result of my brainstorm: Man Bisque.  

I felt so smart after coming up with the new term.  It brings so much to the table.  But I wanted to make sure it was my own.  So I went to Urban Dictionary to check it out.

Much to my chagrin, there was already an entry.  Fuck.  That really took the wind out of my sails.  Man Bisque - a hot think man load filled with the stickiest of man butter.

And just like that, I was right back where I started, not for the first time in my juvenile cussing history.  Here is a brief list of sexual terms I thought I had invented but later found out that someone beat me to it.  (Ed note: all definitions from Urban Dictionary).

Blodia - Marvel versus Capcom term for blow job.

I really thought this one was mine.  Goddamn Urban Dictionary.  Why do you have every slang term in the history of the world?  I remember playing Marvel vs. Capcom, using the character Jin and unleashing the Blodia punch.  Blow-job -> Blodia.  It just makes sense.

Slampig - a girl that is such a slut and has been fucked so many times, that most men realize she has some kind of venereal diease and decide not to go near her.

I won't claim this one as my own, but I was surprised at the widespread use of the term.  I still use this one on a regular basis and it never fails to describe 95% of the girls I see out on the weekends.

Grundle - the spot between your balls and asshole.

This was a great term in 7th grade.  Other things that were great in 7th grade: naked pictures of Pamela Anderson, searching for Playboy pictures on Webcrawler, trying to cram as much porn on a floppy disk as possible and L.O.R.D.

That's all for now.  If there are any other terms that should be added, please post them in the comments section.