Square Dames Part 2

No need to dillydally, let's get right back to the list.

Vagrants Story

I made the effort to get into this game, but it was too difficult.  I think I made it through the first dungeon and then grew weary of having to think to accomplish tasks in the game.  Not that I wasn't having fun but I felt like I should spend my gaming time elsewhere.  So there is no hot chick to mention.  Sorry.

Final Fantasy 8 - Rinoa

This is a CG-rendered picture, but you get the point: Square really refined their art in Final Fantasy 8.  It's quite obvious with this tasty morsel of SeeD, Rinoa.  I asked her to the SeeD graduation ball but she had already accepted that douche Squall's invitation.  I've been holding a grudge ever since.  I actually never beat this game out of spite.  Screw you, Squall.  You ruined my chances with Rinoa.  Enjoy being trapped in purgatory for the rest of eternity, asshole.

Final Fantasy 9 - Garnet

Final Fantasy 9 went back to a more medieval, more cartoonish design.  But they didn't drop the ball with the lead female character, Garnet.  First off, she is a princess.  Major bonus points there.  Secondly, she resembles a good friend's little sister.  So right off the bat, she has a lot going for her.  Her best attribute, though: she has no standards.  In the end, she falls for the male lead, who by the way, has a freaking tail.  So I like how I stack up in that match-up.  If, you know, I was a video game character and all.

Final Fantasy 10 - Lulu

When Final Fantasy made the jump to PS2, I wasn't sure what to expect.  It was a relatively new system and didn't offer an impressive catalogue of games at the time.  But I knew that the folks at Square were probably not going to drop the ball on their first major release on the world's most powerful console.  I was right.  They delivered the Murderer's Row of hot chicks in FFX (or XXX if you'd like.  Hehe, I'm so clever).  Not pictured here are Yuna and Rikku, both fine POAs that would have claimed a top spot in any of the other games.  Therefore it's Lulu who takes first prize in this competition.  She had enormous bombs and knew how to flaunt them.  If she was in the party after a successful battle, she would bend over and her tits would jiggle.  It's a small detail, but one that I, and countless others, enjoyed.  Thank you Square for creating Lulu, you lecherous, perverted bastards.  I salute you.

Dragon Quest 8 - Jessica Albert

Hmm.  I think you can tell where I'm going to go with this, but let's just run through the checklist first.  Pigtails, check.  Fire bush, check (we can hope).  Driven by an intense need for vengeance, check.  Tomboyish moxie, check.  Preposterously large yabbos, check.  Outlandishly low-cut blouse with absolutely no support whatsoever, check and check mate.  This is the pinnacle of outrageous female character design.  Anything more over the top than this and you are venturing into Leisure Suit Larry territory and nobody wants that.  Jessica Albert is probably the most absurd character model I've ever seen, but somehow the boys at Square (with a big assist to their Enix comrades) pulled it off.  My dick is better off for it.

Final Fantasy 12 - Fran

While not technically human, Fran still embodies a lot of the characteristics that most males find attractive.  Namely, she has boobs and can pilot a space pirate ship.  She suffers from violent, uncontrollable, illogical fits of rage, similar to modern human women.  So Fran gets the nod over Ashe for the top spot in FF12 even if she does have rabbit ears. Besides, Ashe is just a Yuna clone.  Fran brings some originality to the table.  Although I have to wonder what hairstyle she is sporting down below.  Hopefully a little more tidy than that flowing mane she is rocking up top. 

That's the list.  Feel free to post comments/concerns/death threats/etc. in the appropriate field.